"I don’t do much. I’m too lazy. That’s my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit by a truck tomorrow – a big truck could hit me – paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn’t affect my lifestyle a bit really."- Norm MacDonald (via theinvisiblehipster)
Reebok Commercial with Norm Macdonald and Adam Carolla
I love how they actually got Bobby Orr to make a cameo.
Norm and friends.
Norm and Ian.
"You know Everybody Loves Raymond? A good name for it would be Some People Like Norm."- Norm Macdonald (if he were god, what he would have named The Norm Show)
“I did want to say one thing about my buddy Richie who has a disease, and…but it’s, it’s an interesting disease he has, he has the disease of alcoholism. Alcoholism. And he came to me, you know and he told me and I like to look, I’m the kind of guy who likes to look at the bright side of things, you know. So I told him, I said ‘Richie, it’s true you have a disease and everything but…I think you got the best one’. It’s the only disease where you get to drink booze all the time. I haven’t looked at every medical journal, but I believe it’s the only disease where you can constantly drink booze. As a matter of fact THAT is the disease.” - Norm MacDonald
My favorite Operaman.